Some Grouse as Skinny Types Again Dominate Marathon
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BOSTON. The Boston Marathon, the world’s oldest, attracts runners from around the world every Patriot’s Day, a holiday on the third Monday in April that serves as an excuse for local bureaucrats to take the day off. “Running Boston is my dream,” says Ngtmbe Jpksgzi of Freedonia, whose name was cobbled together from surplus letters left behind by American “eco-tourists.” “Perhaps if I win, I can afford a few more vowels.”
Some Grouse as Skinny Types Again Dominate Marathon
Some Grouse as Skinny Types Again Dominate…
Some Grouse as Skinny Types Again Dominate Marathon
BOSTON. The Boston Marathon, the world’s oldest, attracts runners from around the world every Patriot’s Day, a holiday on the third Monday in April that serves as an excuse for local bureaucrats to take the day off. “Running Boston is my dream,” says Ngtmbe Jpksgzi of Freedonia, whose name was cobbled together from surplus letters left behind by American “eco-tourists.” “Perhaps if I win, I can afford a few more vowels.”