A Day in the Life of an Extremely Minor Playwright
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Imaginary friends who I make up for purposes of poorly-sourced articles often ask me “What’s it like to be a published playwright whose works have been performed off-off-off-off-off-off-off (continued in footnote) Broadway?” “It’s not everything it’s cracked up to be,” I reply with a world-weary air. “I had more actresses throwing themselves at me when I starred as Santa Claus in my fourth grade Christmas play, and back then I still used Brut Soap-on-a-Rope.”
A Day in the Life of an Extremely Minor Playwright
A Day in the Life of an Extremely Minor…
A Day in the Life of an Extremely Minor Playwright
Imaginary friends who I make up for purposes of poorly-sourced articles often ask me “What’s it like to be a published playwright whose works have been performed off-off-off-off-off-off-off (continued in footnote) Broadway?” “It’s not everything it’s cracked up to be,” I reply with a world-weary air. “I had more actresses throwing themselves at me when I starred as Santa Claus in my fourth grade Christmas play, and back then I still used Brut Soap-on-a-Rope.”